Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
my to do list
sextbook: cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
spicy-vagina-tacos: drop it like its lukewarm
soclair: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error