May 2013
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
my to do list
1: you
sextbook:
cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
spicy-vagina-tacos:
drop it like its lukewarm
soclair:
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
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